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“To protect the wold from deva- …uh… James, what the hell is that?”
“I don’t know.”
"Meeeeowwth! That’s right… Hey, wait a minute. That’s not Pikachu! Did you two numbskulls get the wrong coordinates again!?
Oh, wait. I think I see where this is going. This seems like a situation for James to handle. He’s …um… into this sort of thing."
About a decade ago, I became the fortunate recipient of some very unfortunate information. A C-level exec at another office mistakenly printed a document to the printer outside my office door.
It was a spreadsheet related to the yet unannounced acquisition of the company detailing who was going to stay and who was getting canned.
I got a couple things from that unfortunate Easter egg. First, inside information which allowed me to get the hell out of there well before the shit hit the fan.
Second, a sobering reminder that no matter what any organization says about their culture or their employees, at the end of the day, you are nothing but a name on spreadsheet. Whether your name has green highlights or red is entirely subjective. It may even be up to someone who doesn’t even know who you are. If the company stands to make a potential profit from firing you, they will. Feel free to treat them the same way.
I actually enjoy a good cigar every once in a great while. I do not like smelling like smoke so I either go outside or to the “smoke shack” in my basement which has a fan that sucks all the smoke outside.
Ah yes. The Maple Doctrine.
I did the the same thing two weeks ago. Still haven’t washed it.
Duck Duck Go uses Bing so that tracks.
Me: Watching Martha Stewart Living
My Mom: “Whoa. You really are bored.”
Me: “Just a little.”
“If you rearrange the letters in the word ‘Santa’ it spells ‘Satan’.”
“If you play Beetles records backwards, you can hear John saying, ‘God is dead.’”
“Disney put the words ‘Gay Sex’ in a cloud in Aladdin.”
“Gay Agenda”
Nonsensical bullshit brought to you by Evangelicals.
You can tell it’s 14.4kV by the linemans muscle spasms and sudden loss of consciousness. If he bursts into flames or is immediately vaporized, that’s the 115kV.
Although, the way you can tell if the lineman really knows what he’s doing is if he gets someone from the right-of-way crew to do the tongue test for him.
Client side Blazor has a bright future. Server side, not so much.
Me: Has anxiety about getting fired every day
Get’s fired after 7 years
Me: “Son of a bitch. I knew it!”
well adjusted
Honestly not a phrase I would have associated with the average Facebook poster
Paris, Texas maybe.
Whatcom? Bees com.
It’s more like:
Start with some AI generated code.
AI code fails to compile immediately, if you’re lucky.
If not, spend three days trying to find some really stupid bug.
Delete the AI code and write it yourself.
At least they’re doing something to address the issue, even though they’re going to take a financial hit, instead of just ignoring it and pretending nothing happened. That’s more than I can say for a lot of other companies that have experienced breaches in the last few years.
I’m interested to see how this pans out.
The Trail of Tears Totally Not Forced Displacement & Genocide
We need more Golden Girls memes.